Community (TV Series)
Basic Story (2014)
Jim Rash: Dean Pelton
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Quotes
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Dean Pelton : Save Greendale Commity, unite!
Abed Nadir : Boom.
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Dean Pelton : [Over PA] Attention, students and faculty of Greendale. I pressed this button on accident but might as well check in. How are you?
Greendale students : [In the background] Fine.
Dean Pelton : [Over PA] Aw, that's nice. I'm good too. I love you guys.
Greendale students : [In the background] We love you, too.
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Abed Nadir : Jeff's heart is in the right place, but he's wrong. Greendale is a crazy place where crazy things happen. I have a plan. We'll pretend our school has a world-renowned physics department. Dean, start learning Swedish.
Dean Pelton : I'll do my best!
Abed Nadir : Hickey, do you keep in touch with any unstable criminals that you busted?
Professor Hickey : Mmm, five.
Abed Nadir : Get them down here for costume measurements. Annie, we need to make a particle accelerator out of Kleenex boxes.
Jeff Winger : Nope. Nobody do any of that. Abed, outside.
[He takes him aside from the others]
Jeff Winger : There is no story.