Dead Zone Abridged (2013 TV Short)
Nick Landis: Piccolo, Popo, Krillin
Quotes
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Narrator : And so, the brave Son Goku and his son defeated the evil Garlic Jr., with the help of Piccolo, Kami, and the greatest ally known to mankind, the...
Krillin : [overlapping with the narrator] ... sex master and kung fu legend, Krillin!
[Cut to Kame House. Krillin is on the phone to the Saiyan movie producer, Nappa]
Nappa : Yeah, OK, so I'm gonna have to stop you right there. First question: Why would he summon the Dead Zone? The only thing that could defeat him?
Krillin : OK, y'know, I wrote myself into a corner with that whole immortality thing. Pretty much regretted it immediately after.
Nappa : Second question: and I mean no offense... why exactly were you there?
Krillin : I do bring a certain humanistic edge to the setting.
Nappa : And WHY did you write yourself getting peed on?
Krillin : The better question is, how much will you pay me to get peed on?
Nappa : You're gonna go far in this business.
Krillin : WOO-HOO!
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Kami : Oh!
Mr. Popo : [from outside] You okay in there, Kami?
Kami : Mr. Popo, I believe... that Piccolo may have been slain!
Mr. Popo : I think you'd know if he were!... You still there?
Kami : Yes.
Mr. Popo : Then he ain't dead, is he, drama queen?
Kami : But you don't understand!
Mr. Popo : Drama queen!
Kami : I think Garlick Jr. may have...
Mr. Popo : Drama queeeeeen!