- Morgan Tookers: Oh my god. Dr. L spotted the coffee cake. Get out of the way. We are bowling pins in her bath.
- Mindy Lahiri: What? I don't want coffee cake. I'm still full from that chia seed I had last night.
- Mindy Lahiri: I don't want him to see my naked body and then decide he doesn't like me.
- Danny Castellano: Guys don't care about this stuff as much as girls think they do.
- Mindy Lahiri: That's a bunch of crap. You all say that then go out and date ass models.