- Nicolas: Chef, if you find this so funny, why don't you take a fiver? Isn't this how your saying goes?
- Deke: I don't have a saying, but if I did, it'd be more like, "Eatin' ain't cheatin'."
- [leaves]
- Deke: [Deke leaves]
- Nicolas: Anyone else who finds something hilarious can also go into the hall. Chef Max?
- Max Black: Nope, nothing 'ilarious. Teach on.
- Nicolas: Enough with the dirty jokes. We are all here to become master bakers. Master-baking is something I work really hard at it. To be a master baker...
- Max Black: I'll be in the hall.
- [Max leaves]
- Caroline Channing: Oh, a surprise party. Isn't this sweet, Max?
- Max Black: I don't trust it. Last time Oleg yelled "surprise" at me, his penis was on a hot dog bun.
- Caroline Channing: I'm coming in there to flirt with chef Nicholas, and when I enter, I need you to say, "Caroline, you look amazing."
- Max Black: No. I actually physically can't say that. I would rather walk in there and yell, "I have crabs, and three of them just escaped."