Rick and Morty (TV Series)

Rick Potion #9 (2014)

Phil Hendrie: Principal Vagina, Newscaster, Davin

Quotes 

• Principal Vagina : Tonight is our annual flu season dance. I don't know how many times I have to say this, but if you have the flu, stay home. The flu season dance is about awareness, not celebration. You don't bring dead babies to Passover.

• Davin : Beth?

  Beth : What is it, Davin?

  Davin : Just once, I'd like to know...

  [sneezes] 

  Davin : ... w-w-what it was like to give your son a bath.

  Beth : *What?*

  Davin : What does Morty's skin smell like? How soft...

  [grunts] 

  Davin : How soft are his privates?