Rick and Morty (TV Series)

Something Ricked This Way Comes (2014)

Brandon Johnson: Mr. Goldenfold

Quotes 

• Mr. Goldenfold : This aftershave made women want me but it also made me impotent!

  Mr. Needful : A price for everything, Mr. Goldenfold. A price for everything. HAHAHA!

  Mr. Goldenfold : Oh my god! How could I not see this coming? MY LUST! MY GREED! I DESERVE THIS!

  Rick : This serum should

  [burp] 

  Rick : counteract the negative effects.

  Mr. Goldenfold : Holy cats! Ladies, let's get outta here.

  [Off into the distance] 

  Mr. Goldenfold : I haven't learned a thing!

• Mr. Goldenfold : You know my name? Heh, that's disarming.

• Mr. Needful : This aftershave makes a man quite irresistible to women. Free of charge. One never pays here. Not with money.

  Mr. Goldenfold : Nothing to read into there. Thanks!