(2007 Video)

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Followup is beneath contempt
lor_18 August 2017
Marketing and ripping off name recognition is the reason for Hustler's pair of Tarantino goes porno features, and this second one is so bad I'm not surprised I'm the first to comment on it for IMDb. Better off skipping it entirely.

It brings back many of the players from Part 1, notably lead actress Mya Luanna, but has not continuity, arbitrary sex scenes and characters, and a series of five vignettes with individual titles evidently meant to stand alone for website or streaming use. As a DVD it's a nonstarter.

Opening scene is titled "Chapter 13: The Wedding", making one wonder what the 13th chapter means in context. It's Mya the Master of Kama Fu (which she learned lethal sexual tricks from lovely Dee in the first film) marrying her dumb-ass boyfriend Steven St. Croix. Busty Shyla Stylez busts up the wedding, killing the minister and kidnapping the would-be newlyweds, with the help of Jasmine Byrne, leftover from Part 1 and brought back for an extraneous NonSex role.

Clearly, casting Darryl Hanah in the original eye-patched sword fighter role made memorable by Daryl Hannah would have been a no-brainer, even for the no-brains staff at Hustler Video, but instead they slotted Shyla in the role. Her bigger than big breasts perhaps were the reason.

In captivity, Mya has a brief flashback in which she makes love to Derrick Pierce, he of the distinctive tattoos. This is idiotic, as he was a minor henchman in the first film and never given a conceivable connection to Mya that would justify this sex filler.

The other captive St. Croix is treated to sexual servicing by the wonderful Roxy DeVille, rewarded with Steven's trademark fountain of cum shot.

Gore fans get a tiny bit of servicing after Mya hump Shyla and gives her the coup de grace of plucking out her good eye. I would have brought her back later wearing two eye patches, but that's just my sense of humor - director Caesar has none.

Van Damages damages his career with a phony wig and the lamest fake facial hair I've seen since the heyday of Chiller Theater movie hosts, as a new Master replacing Evan Stone from the first film, and he has Jean Val Jean humping jail-bait petite Lindsey Meadows to demonstrate a lethal orgasmic killing technique (involving "The Swirl") with dialog and action directly lifted from Part 1's script. Jill Kelly who was killed off in the Part 1 is back in fleeting archive footage, as well as other cast members including Stone's corpse. Dee from Part 1 pops up for a second or two with dark hair, clashing with her beautiful haircut (also reprised via archive) just to jar my senses.

Finale of Mya humping Damage is worthless and like the rest of the show arbitrary and stupid. Jill of the title is referred to but it's never made clear what's supposed to be happening with any of these stranded non-characters.

Dee was production manager on Part 1 and the great Melissa Monet in that function on Part 2, what a demeaning assignment for such talented folk.
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