Elementary (TV Series)

Internal Audit (2013)

Jonny Lee Miller: Sherlock Holmes

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Quotes 

• Sherlock Holmes : You're not Alfredo.

  Randy : You're Sherlock, right?

  Sherlock Holmes : You are?

  Randy : Randy.

  Sherlock Holmes : Name or adjective?

  Randy : What?

  Sherlock Holmes : Short for Randall or state of sexual arousal?

  Randy : Are you asking me if I'm horny?

  Sherlock Holmes : Cars can have that effect on some men.

• Sherlock Holmes : [referring to young skateboarders filming each other performing stunts in the park]  Behold, Watson, a generation lost to narcissism. A populace who believes that no experience is worth having unless it has been uploaded, and received its fair share of hits.

• [Randy comes to Sherlock Holmes' brownstone in the hope that Holmes will become his sponsor in the 12-step addiction recovery program] 

  Sherlock Holmes : When I chose Alfredo to be my sponsor, I did so on a whim. I felt pressure to find one, so I chose him at random. I had very low expectations of him, and of sponsorship, in general. Didn't think I needed either. I was wrong. He has taught me how to get the very most out of the program. He did not coddle me. And so, if we choose to formalize our relationship, I will not coddle you. If you have come seeking a friend, look elsewhere. If you need a therapist, I will happily supply you with a list. I will only ever be your sponsor. I will share with you my methods, and hope that your commitment to sobriety is as great as my own. Are these terms acceptable?

  Randy : You're sober. You have been for a long time now. Of course I find the terms acceptable.