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. . . behind STOW-KEY THE BEAR, who was the real star of the initial episode from 1961 for DUDLEY DO-RIGHT OF THE MOUNTIES on The Bullwinkle Show. This all started in 1942, when nefarious Japanese submarines fired incendiary missiles into Los Padres National Forest, Santa Barbara, CA, attempting to burn down America. Smokey Bear was then created by the U. S. War Department to get the general public to stamp out the evil embers emanating from Japan. Bob McNamara soon figured out how to incinerate Tokyo, built entirely of plywood then, and America celebrated Smokey's first birthday by torching Nagasaki with the most recent municipal atomic bombing. This is why everyone in Japan stills calls Smokey "Nagasaki Bruin" even Today. By the 1960's, the futurists in the Japanese government already were plotting their Colombia\Screen Gems\Bullwinkle seizure with a sneak attack through the Sony Trojan Horse, and some of their beachhead infiltrators used their advance placement to lampoon Smokey as being an arsonist.

. . . who pose a serious if not the primary threat to American security, safety and peace-of-mind. As depicted here, the main pastime of these nefarious Canadians is smuggling. As those of us fated to live near our American Homeland's Northern Border well know, these malingering miscreants spend pretty much every waking moment digging tunnels for smuggling goods, and eventually firing rockets, into America. Though THE DISLOYAL CANADIANS sounds one of the first alarms to America's Northern Threat, things have only gotten worse since its initial release in 1960: much worse. Canadian schools compete against each other to see which institution can preach the most vile hatred toward U. S. citizens. Their Home Economics texts contain recipes for frying up American tykes, whom they're plotting to kidnap and smuggle back to Saskatoon and Quebec when they soon emerge in swarms from their cross-border tunnels. So be prepared for Ultimate Horror when you view THE DISLOYAL CANADIANS.

, , , at the beach. FINDING GOLD teaches young viewers that all that glitters is not Fool's Goldfish. When Mr. Whiplash is foolish enough to mistake a hole in the sand for a mining tunnel, he winds up in the hoosegow, where such a clueless character belongs. Those of us who are descended from the diamond drill bit-guided underground shaft miners of the 1800's and 1900's, and who've inherited many pounds of narrow rock cylindrical "drill cores" probably have heard a fair share of family histories passed down through the generations of how disastrous it is to those hankering for an above-ground mining career when a survey core driller breaks off one of these diamond bits deep underground, beyond any chance of recovery. The ignorant Whiplash dwells in mining country, but has not learned the first lesson about FINDING GOLD.