Lewis Lovhaug: Linkara, Chazz

Quotes 

• Linkara : Welcome once again to "Miller Time", where even if the artwork is good, chances are, the writing is not.

• Linkara : One of the good things that DC is doing right now is keeping themselves from actually making contact with Frank Miller. I mean, sure, they tried to do the Orson Scott Card Superman story, and he's only and proudly homophobic, but at least he still has fans. Frank Miller, though? I don't know, Frank Miller's fans seem to have quietly retreated. No one's insulted me for critiquing Miller in years. They'd better get started again soon, though, lest I start believing that I will someday be as popular as the Bee Gees.

• Linkara : Previously on "All-Star Batman and Robin", Crazy Steve, America's favorite hobo, kidnapped Dick Grayson, age 12, to become his ward and eat rats in a dank cave. Vicki Vale was injured and then wasn't, thanks to Superman, who was made fun of by Crazy Steve, even though Superman could just super-speed into his damn cave and pulverize his face into a wall before the thought even crossed Steve's mind to go for Kryptonite. The Justice League of this universe are made up of impotent, annoying jerks who just bicker with each other in an abandoned brewery or something, which would include the presence of their version of Wonder Woman, who I have dubbed "Bonkers Betty". Black Canary took six months to wander around before finally making it to Gotham. Everybody is repeating the "goddamn Batman" meme, and said meme has lost all the charm it once had. And most importantly, we have learned that time is merely an illusion, and for the first time, I'm doing an issue of the series without having previously done a text review of it. So let's dig into "All-Star Batman and Robin #7" and see what new spore madness awaits us.