- Rusty Beck: Sharon, I learned how to drive when I was twelve years old with my mom OD-ing in the back seat. I think I can handle a life and death situation.
- Sharon Raydor: The way you drive IS a life and death situation.
- Lt. Reed: Here's what we know: A vehicle exploded at 11:34 hours. Blast pattern indicates an inciting reaction with extremely high deflagration.
- [Provenza shows puzzled look]
- Mike Tao: He means it was definitely a bomb.
- Lt. Reed: And in mapping the geography of the debris field back to the blast point, the device was likely anterior to the fuel tank, piggybacked on to the solenoid.
- Mike Tao: The bomb had a trigger.
- Louie Provenza: Well, where is the trigger?
- Lt. Reed: We haven't been able to fully access the evidence.
- Mike Tao: They haven't, uh, found the trigger.
- Ted King Sr.: [first lines, on video ad] At Ted King Auto Sales, we want you to command your price!
- Ted King Jr.: Don't miss our Year End Blowout Sale where we will put you in a new used car! And remember, at Ted King Auto Sales, our family gives...
- Ted King Sr., Ted King Jr.: ...yours - the Royal treatment!
- [fanfare]
- Ted King Jr.: People don't want the royal treatment anymore, Dad. Selling cars is not the relationship-based business it used to be. Half of our customers don't even live in LA County.
- Ray Winters: I think what Little Ted is trying to say is that the industry is changing.
- Rusty Beck: And I've already spent a lot of time, like, blending in with crowds and staying alert. Isn't that what undercover is all about?
- Amy Sykes: You're not going undercover. You're gonna be in plain sight all the time.
- [Rusty gets into the car]
- Amy Sykes: But that's only if you can demonstrate your training, and you're not doing that.
- Rusty Beck: [laughs] What? You're-you're criticizing me already. Amy, I-I just got in the car.
- Amy Sykes: Without checking the backseat of your vehicle for an assailant, which you've been told a thousand times to do.
- Rusty Beck: Oh, my God. I have been in the car for like two seconds.
- Amy Sykes: If you screw up the drive tomorrow - and not checking the backseat first is screwing up the drive - this whole operation to draw out the person writing you threatening letters will be called off, and if you don't want that to happen, you need to spend the rest of the day doing exactly what I tell you.
- Lt. Chuck Cooper: So this is our Number One for tomorrow, ay?
- Rusty Beck: What?
- Amy Sykes: During the operation, your radio call name will be Number One.
- Rusty Beck: Oh. Beats being called number two.
- Lt. Chuck Cooper: Oh, you're very funny, Mr. Jump Street.
- Rusty Beck: Yeah, all I... all I meant was that...
- Lt. Chuck Cooper: Oh, very funny. Now, sit down. Impress me. I want to be impressed because there's no way I'm putting some kid on the street unless I know he's going to cooperate with me 1,000 percent. You got that, Jump Street? I want to be impressed.
- Louie Provenza: All right, Flynn. When is a bomb not just a bomb?
- Andy Flynn: When it's a smoking gun.