Bob's Burgers (TV Series)
Christmas in the Car (2013)
H. Jon Benjamin: Bob Belcher
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Quotes
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Bob Belcher : Lin, you want to drive an hour away and get another tree? What about our Christmas Eve Dinner? I have a ham in the oven.
Tina Belcher : You have to fart?
Bob Belcher : No, Tina. A real ham is currently in our oven.
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Louise Belcher : Step on it, Dad. We have a date with a fat old man.
Tina Belcher : We're chubby chasers.
Bob Belcher : Tina, that's... don't say that. It's not nice to say.
Tina Belcher : Fat fetishists?
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Bob Belcher : [when Linda wants a Dutch Baby to eat] We don't have time. I have a ham in the oven, remember?
Tina Belcher : Just fart, Dad. It's okay.
Bob Belcher : Tina, stop.
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Linda Belcher : I'm so sorry I doubted you, Bobby. I thought it was like that time you said you flushed, but I know you didn't.
Bob Belcher : I flushed!
Linda Belcher : I saw what I saw.
Louise Belcher : I can still see it when I close my eyes.
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Linda Belcher : [about their Christmas tree] Aw, I love this tree.
Bob Belcher : It's the day after Halloween, Lin. Don't you think we might have gotten the tree a little early?
Linda Belcher : Oh, put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it, Bobby.
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Bob Belcher : Gene, give your mom the phone!
Gene Belcher : I can't. I'm on hold with the radio station!
Bob Belcher : You've been on hold with them this whole time?
Gene Belcher : Jingle in the Jungle is an American classic. You'll thank me when you hear it.
Bob Belcher : Give her the phone!
[Gene gives Linda the cell phone]
Linda Belcher : The battery's dead!
Bob Belcher : Damn it, Gene!
Gene Belcher : All batteries die, but this one truly lived.
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Bob Belcher : [trying to make a deal where Gary hits Bob once then helps them out of the snow] So, do we have a deal?
Gary : I wanna punch your stupid face!
Bob Belcher : No. Just the stomach.
Gary : How about I kick you in the neck?