Bob's Burgers (TV Series)
Christmas in the Car (2013)
Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher
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Quotes
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Gene Belcher : [while watching a Christmas tree being thrown on the trash] That's how I want to go out: dehydrated and covered with tinsel.
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Gene Belcher : My bladder asked if my colon could come out and play, and my colon was like, "Sure thing."
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Gene Belcher : How long does a normal person stay on hold? 4 hours?
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Gene Belcher : Finally, a truck you're allowed to lick!
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Gene Belcher : All batteries die, but this one truly lived!
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Gene Belcher : I think I have the best legs in the family, and the smoothest bottom
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Bob Belcher : Gene, give your mom the phone!
Gene Belcher : I can't. I'm on hold with the radio station!
Bob Belcher : You've been on hold with them this whole time?
Gene Belcher : Jingle in the Jungle is an American classic. You'll thank me when you hear it.
Bob Belcher : Give her the phone!
[Gene gives Linda the cell phone]
Linda Belcher : The battery's dead!
Bob Belcher : Damn it, Gene!
Gene Belcher : All batteries die, but this one truly lived.
