Pirate's Passage (2015 TV Movie)
Donald Sutherland: Captain Charles Johnson
Quotes
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Captain Charles Johnson : [Roy Moehner is about to get busted with his illegal contraband goods] You thought you could dismast us, didn't you, Mr. Gentleman?
Roy Moehner : [Apparently not understanding the Captain's comment] I have *no* idea what you're talking about. Now, get out of my way.
Captain Charles Johnson : [Grabbing Roy by the shirt] Are you goin' swimmin'?
Roy Moehner : [Still confused] What the *Hell*?
Captain Charles Johnson : [Shoves Roy away from the Warehouse] We just blew your ship out of the water, mister, and you didn't even know it, yet, did ya? Well, you're about to find out!
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Captain Charles Johnson : [as Klaus is about to get on the ship, Captain Charles Johnson deliberately lets the line slip, to make Klaus fall into the water] Watch it!
Klaus Moehner : [after boarding the boat] *The Hell happened? Jesus Murphy! Hold on to the damn line!*
Captain Charles Johnson : [Pretending to be innocent] Sorry! Slipped!
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Captain Charles Johnson : So, let me take you down to the Sou'wester and buy you the drink. Uh, you, Klaus, you'd better get yourself into some warm clothes, first. Pneumonia's *not* what you want.
Jim Hawkins : Captain? You can't go.
Captain Charles Johnson : Oh, damn, Jim, you're right. I can't. Not until Immigration clears me. At raincheck, then, fellas. All right? A drink when I've landed.
Klaus Moehner : [Shivering] Yes, sir.
Captain Charles Johnson : Get him home.
Carl Moehner : Will do.
Captain Charles Johnson : And the young one.
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Jim Hawkins : This is what they call a sea chest?
Captain Charles Johnson : Aye. Too big to leave in here. What's behind that iron door, there?
Jim Hawkins : You can't take this off the boat. You're not supposed to.
Captain Charles Johnson : Them's their rules, and all they are for are smugglers and the like. Which doesn't apply to us. So, we'll obey them by not telling them.
Jim Hawkins : That grate's locked.
Captain Charles Johnson : You know where the key is?
Jim Hawkins : It's in the hall closet.
Captain Charles Johnson : There's a good lad. Go grab it.
Jim Hawkins : But...
Captain Charles Johnson : [Interrupting Jim] What they don't know won't hurt them. Not always, mind ya. But, in this case, yes. It *won't hurt them*.
Jim Hawkins : I'll get the key for you, if you show me what's in the trunk.
Captain Charles Johnson : What? You don't want to know what's in this trunk.
Jim Hawkins : You want me to break the law - I have to know what I'm doing it for. That's a good lesson, don't you think?
Captain Charles Johnson : [Somewhat sad] Heh... ah, Jim.
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Jim Hawkins : There's a guy in town - Mr. Moehner. He holds our mortgage and wants to take the Inn away from us.
Captain Charles Johnson : What's his *real* name?
Jim Hawkins : That's his real name - Moehner. "M-o-e-h-n-e-r". It looks like "Moaner", but, it's pronounced "Meaner". He runs the town. He gets what he wants.
Captain Charles Johnson : Huh. You don't say.
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Klaus Moehner : [after Grendel demonstrates aggression towards Jim] Good boy, Grendel!
Todd Moehner : See you in the school yard, "Jee-mee"!
Captain Charles Johnson : [as the Moehners leave] That boy there's a *bully*. Mark his shifty eyes, Jim.
[He sees the troubled expression on Jim's face]
Captain Charles Johnson : What? He's bullying you?
Jim Hawkins : All the time. With Grendel.
Captain Charles Johnson : [Surprised] Grendel? Grim and greedy Grendel, and they name their dog after Grendel?
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Captain Charles Johnson : Lucky for the dog, Todd didn't bring *him*. Dogs like that can't swim.
Jim Hawkins : They can't?
Captain Charles Johnson : No. Mass is too heavy.
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Captain Charles Johnson : [Seeing Jim for the very first time] James?
Jim Hawkins : [Correcting the Captain] Jim, sir.
Captain Charles Johnson : Jim, is it? Damn me. Trick of the light. It's your eyes, lad. You got the eyes of a boy I knew once upon a time. Thought I was seeing his ghost, 'cause I see ghosts from time to time. Happens to fellows who sail alone at sea. Do you know much about ghosts, Jim?
Jim Hawkins : No, sir. Not really, sir.
Captain Charles Johnson : Get me warm upstairs, and I'll introduce you to some of the ghosts I know.
Jim Hawkins : Yes, sir. Yes.
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Captain Charles Johnson : I'll have to be quick to catch her.
James Hargreaves : Catch her? Why? That's his ship.
Captain Charles Johnson : Aye, it is, and he runs it rough shard over our Earth for his profit, showing no concerns for the plight of man. He needs a comeuppance, James, him up there, him and his ilk. There's no room for those pitiless "gentlemen" in this life, lad. They have their law. I have mine. He'll pay for what he takes. What is, is. Mark me. What is, is.
Captain Charles Johnson : [Charles brings James back from their excursion] Skedaddle, now.
[Tosses James a bag of money]
James Hargreaves : [Catching the bag] Thank you.
Captain Charles Johnson : God be with you. Watch that horizon in an hour or two. I'll light up the sky for you.
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Jim Hawkins : Good rum?
Captain Charles Johnson : You never tasted it?
Jim Hawkins : Heh! No.
Captain Charles Johnson : You smoke?
Jim Hawkins : No!
Captain Charles Johnson : Rum's really good. You want a sip?
Jim Hawkins : No, thank you.
Captain Charles Johnson : Good decision.