- Nadya: What is this: "Kaballah Schtick"? Okay first, Kaballah is NOT a schtick, and second, it's offensive to use Yiddish when making fun of Kaballah.
- Nadya: It's not that you can't fit into any jeans. It's that you haven't found any jeans that are worthy of you.
- Nadya: Parodying "La Isla Bonita": Last night I dreamt of taquitos Deep fried with a side of guac, they fuckin' rocked!