How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Unpause (2014)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
Quotes
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Barney Stinson : You guys can't still see where Marshall slapped me, can you?
Ted Mosby : Your face looks like a "don't walk" signal... A palm reader could tell Marshall's future by studying your face.
Robin Scherbatsky : The phrase "talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listening" doesn't work for you.
Barney Stinson : A simple "yes" would have sufficed.
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Ted Mosby : Wait, that's your job? You sign sketchy legally-binding documents that could implicate you for god-knows-what?
Barney Stinson : Best job ever, right?
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Barney Stinson : No, you're being stupid, especially Ted.
Ted Mosby : What? I didn't say anything.
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Barney Stinson : I've had sex in Ted's bed fourteen times.
Ted Mosby : I asked you if you wore shoulder pads.
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Ted Mosby : The elevator.