- Mike J.: Four months later and the pups are growing up. And wouldn't you just know, their personalities are the exact opposite of what they were named. Maybe they should have named the puppies Isn't Rich, Doesn't Hang Around With Big Breasted Women, Doesn't Have A Big Penis, and... Stuart.
- [last lines]
- Mike J.: So that was Santa Paws 2.
- [sighs]
- Mike J.: Eh, at least these Buddies movies are improving. I care about the characters, and like Spooky Buddies, it works to the film's advantage that there are human characters in there and not just dogs. Maybe Treasure Buddies and Super Buddies will be quite good if these movies continue to improve. And if they don't, at least I have more material to work with.
- [laughs]
- Mike J.: Eh, eh?
- [first lines]
- Mike J.: Hello, I'm a British person, and what is it with talking dogs and Christmas? Or should I say, what is it with Disney and talking dogs at Christmas? Maybe they think that everybody loves dogs, and everybody loves Christmas, so everybody is bound to love this movie if we stick both of them in at the same time.
- [shows a clip of the people of Pineville singing about celebrating Christmas]
- Mike J.: And some songs even the cast of Glee would find cheesy. Well, I did Santa Buddies four years ago, so I suppose it's only fair I give this one a look as well.
- [is shown the title of Santa Paws 2: The Santa Pups]
- Mike J.: Yipee! I mean, shit.