Ferdinand (2017)

John Cena: Ferdinand

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Quotes 

• Una : I'm Una...

  Dos : I'm Dos...

  Cuatro : And I'm Cuatro.

  Ferdinand : What happened to Tres?

  Una : [the hedgehogs look solemn and cross themselves]  We do not speak of Tres.

• Ferdinand : [In the china shop]  Step lightly. You're a feather. A 2,000 pound feather.

• Angus : [Ferdinand figured how to get his hair out of his eyes for the first time in his life]  I can see! Look, a rock! And another rock!

  [sees Lupe] 

  Angus : And the world's most ugliest dog! And there it is, my nemesis! I'm comin' for YOU, ye wee wooden devil!

  [charges the barrel and destroys it] 

  Angus : I did it! I finally beat you!

  [Jumps up and down on it] 

  Angus : Beat you! Beat you! Beat you! Beat you! Beat you! Oh, look at that, that's spectacular!

  [he goes to admire the view across the countryside] 

  Angus : You've given me a fighting chance, Ferdinand. Why would you do such a thing?

  Ferdinand : If we don't look out for each other, who will? Besides, it wasn't that big of a deal.

  Angus : It was for me.

• Bones : They're taking Guap to the chop house!

  [he and Ferdinand turn on Valiente] 

  Bones : You. You messed with his head. This. Is on. YOU.

  Valiente : Oh PLEASE. Guapo was never gonna make it to the ring. We all knew that.

  Ferdinand : And so because of that, he deserves to go there?

• Ferdinand : You get to fight in a big, fancy arena, but I'm telling you, it's just another chop house!

• Paco : [Ferdinand comes home, bringing the other bulls with him]  Holy Moly, you multiplied!

  Ferdinand : Hey, Pac-man! I missed you, dawg.

  Paco : Well, I didn't miss you! Not even a little bit.

  Ferdinand : The tail don't lie, brother!

  Paco : [sees his wagging tail has betrayed him]  I have GOT to get that fixed.

• Ferdinand : [Hears Bones crying]  Bones?

  Bones : [startled]  Ferdinand! Oh, I'm not...

  Ferdinand : Are you okay?

  Bones : Why wouldn't I be okay? I just have... uh... allergies.

  Ferdinand : Oh. Oh, yeah. Sure... um. You know, There's a lot of pollen in the air, this time of year.

  Bones : That's right. A lot of pollen. Makes my eyes water.

  Ferdinand : Hey, I'm really sorry about Guapo. I know you guys were friends.

  Bones : Bulls don't HAVE friends, Ferd. Guapo was my competition. Okay? I'm fine.

  Ferdinand : Oh. Okay.

  Bones : [Can't keep it together]  I mean, how many times did I tell him? You gotta get outta your head, man. You gotta control your fears, you know? But he wouldn't listen.

  [Sniffles] 

  Bones : Sorry.

  Ferdinand : It's okay to feel bad, Bones.

  Bones : You won't tell anyone about this, will you?

  Ferdinand : I won't say a word. But if you ever wanna talk about... oh, I don't know... allergies, I'm around.

  Ferdinand : Thanks Ferdinand. You're okay.

• Guapo : [Val and Ferdinand are bumbling through the chop house to save Guapo]  Watch out! What are you guys doing?

  Ferdinand : We're trying to help you!

  Guapo : Well, you're doing a terrible job!

  [they go through the blast chiller] 

  Guapo : Anybody g-g-g-got an ice p-p-p-pick?

• Paco : Ferdinand!

  Ferdinand : Paco! They think I'm the beast!

  Paco : Have you looked in a mirror lately?

  [Animal control officers close in] 

  Paco : Get back to the farm, I'll hold them off.

  [charges barking at them and is ran past, utterly ignored] 

  Paco : Hey! I'm not done with you people!

• Angus : [blindly stumbling about the yard, trying to blow his hair out his eyes]  Ooh! Who did that! Oh, who pushed me? Who? Who... .

  [bumps into the tractor] 

  Angus : It was YOU, wasn't it?

  Ferdinand : Actually Angus, it was me.

  Angus : Aw, I'm doomed. I'm doomed, I'm doomed, I'm doomed! Primero picks a bull tomorrow, and I'm talkin' to a bloomin' tractor!

• Lupe : Don't just think of it as a fight. Think of it as a dance!

  Hans : A bull, dancing? Is this some kind of hilarious joke designed to make me laugh?

  Greta : You see, horses, we have the beautifulest legs for the dancing.

  Klaus : But bulls have short stubby legs.

  Hans : Ja, look at me.

  [waddles around on his knees and haunches] 

  Hans : Moo, moo, moo!

  [the lipizzaner horses all laugh] 

  Lupe : Go eat a schnitzel, you pasty-faced glue stick!

  Ferdinand : It's okay, Lupe. THey're right. I mean, how could a big clumsy bull ever do something like this!

  [does the flamenco dance Nina taught him] 

  Lupe : Whoo! Check out my boy cutting a rug!

  Dos : That was good!

  Greta : You call that dancing? Nein! THIS is dancing!

  [They perform a polka] 

  Angus : Three against one is hardly fair. Lupe, get my pipes!

  [Lupe plays various kazoos like bagpipes and he does a scottish reel] 

  Angus : Well, put that in your kilts and smoke it!

  Greta : Don't celebrate yet, you rump roast! Try THIS!

  [the horses do a mix of ballet and gymnastics, ending by forming a heart with their heads and rumps] 

  Bones : Oooh, I HATE those horses!

  Una : [Seeing where this is going, plugs in a boombox and puts on some hip-hop]  It's showtime.

  Bones : I'm goin' in!

  [He joins in with a breakdance, and the three horses and three cows start an epic dance battle, which the horses are winning, until...] 

  Maquina : Argh!

  [Joins in on the cow's side with robotic dance moves and the four do a grand synchronized finale, which the horses try to top but collide] 

  Hans : Watch where you're stepping, dummkopf!

  Greta : Who are you calling dummkopf!

  Klaus : You have four left hooves!