How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Daisy (2014)
Kyle MacLachlan: The Captain
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Quotes
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Ted Mosby : When Lily and Marshall are apart for an extended period of time, what is the one thing Lily always does?
Marshall Eriksen : Cry?
Barney Stinson : Masturbate?
William Zabka : Karate?
The Captain : Go sailing?
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Ted Mosby : You need a cigarette, the closest store is an Easy-Pick five miles down the road, you have no car, what do you do? Go.
William Zabka : Dirt bike.
Marshall Eriksen : I can walk that far.
Barney Stinson : Masturbate.
The Captain : Take a boat.
Ted Mosby : A boat? Dude, she got in your car remember?
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Ted Mosby : You're Lily, you just had a cigarette in your bosses powder room, where do you put it? Flush it? Throw it out the window?
Marshall Eriksen : No, she wouldn't do any of those things, she's an environmentalist.
Ted Mosby : Put it in your purse?
William Zabka : Marshall would find it there.
Ranjit : Throw it in the trash can.
Becky : The Captain would find it there.
The Captain : Hide it in a boat.
Ted Mosby : A boat? Why would...?
The Captain : I don't know, I just like boats.
Ted Mosby : No, there's only one place she'd put it, where it would eventually decompose and serve as a natural mulch. It's in the daisy!
Ted Mosby : And sure enough, if I dig through I am all but guaranteed to...
[reaches into the pot and pulls out...]
Ted Mosby : Pregnancy test?
William Zabka : You can smoke those?