User Reviews

This is one of the best games I have ever played. Just amazing. I felt like it was cleaning me mentally. Helped me become a profit. Extremely amazing. When I put this into my DS I felt that something had happened in the universe. Turns out my grandmother leukemia was magically cured. I fell enlightened. Basically I would recommend this game to anyone who feels something missing in there lives. Cory in the House made me want to keep going in life when i otherwise would have stopped. If I am ever feeling down or upset I boot this up and instantly feel amazing. 10/10 would play again.

BEST GAME CURED CANCER AND EBOLA AND IS THE MOST LIT GAME ON EARTH

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The narrative of this game raises numerous complex metaphysical questions, including the dilemma of whether or not Cory is really in the "House". What is the House? Has the House always been there? More importantly, how many Cory units does the House take up?

The most controversial part of this game was definitely the mission where Cory has to assassinate the president. The uneducated may find it offensive, but anyone with good taste can easily identify it as being an intense social commentary on capitalist society, and its flaws.

It's like Skyrim with Cory.

10/10

I am absolutely in love with this game. Not only is it a thrilling tale of a young man, no, warrior, named Cory Baxter, it also phenomenal graphics, amazing music, and perfect characters! One day, my wife walked in on me playing this instead of going to the hospital for my heart surgery. She asked me what the heck I was doing, and I replied, " Honey, those stupid doctors can't do anything to help me. Only Cory can help me now." When she saw my ds screen, she completely understood what I meant. A few months later, she left me and took the kids to be with a Cory cardboard cutout, and to be honest, I can't blame her! I would have done the same if I was in her shoes. Anyways, this game is so perfect, I would give it an infinity/10 if I could. I love Cory- he's easily the best Husbandu ever made.

I can't stop playing this game. The story is masterful, the world is more immersive than all Elder Scrolls games combined and the characters have life-like voice acting. The controls make you feel like you're really there in the game world and you can see the DS pushing its limits more than if a PS1 tried to play GTA 5! 100/10 if I could!

Just wow. I never have experienced a game like this one, it's just... Perfect...

It was a dreary snowy Wednesday at Walmart, in the year of our Lord, 2021. My friend and I were going grocery shopping. Despite being there to stock up on food for the next couple weeks, something was calling us to the electronics section in the back of the store. We wandered off in that direction, totally passing and ignoring the grocery section we were originally coming there for. It was almost as if we had been hypnotized by something otherworldly. This had to be an act from God.

When we arrived to the video games section, I looked down. Cue the angelic chorus and heavenly light raining down on us from the industrial fluorescent lights above.

There it was-Cory in the House DS! I...freaked...out. "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord! You have blessed us with this heavenly gift and I am forever in your debt!"

I immediately asked the store clerk about this holy relic trapped behind the glass case and she unlocked the door. I held it in my hands and I immediately attained full enlightenment. The lady told me that the game was brand new and on clearance for ONLY $9.00, and that it had been there longer than she started working there, which was about 8 years ago.

To be honest, $9.00 is kinda insulting, and the 10 year old shrink wrap around it was deteriorating. These retail heathens have no idea how to preserve anything of this high significance! I vowed to give the game a good home and pray to it every day for the rest of my life. I coughed up the 9 bucks and bid the store clerk "good day," and went on my way.

This is better than the legend of Zelda breath of wild and super mario odyssey It came out a long time ago but I leave tears in my eyes every time I see this masterpiece of this game In the game, it is so beautiful that it hurts to see it.

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I'm sorry, I was crazy about this game