- Jack Benny: I love your singing. I think you've got a style that's your own - you got a great voice!
- George Burns: You do?
- Jack Benny: Sure! I've never told you this, but after a golf game when you take a shower at Hillcrest Country Club, I always take the shower next to yours.
- George Burns: Just to hear me sing?
- Jack Benny: I don't even turn on the water.
- George Burns: Really, Jack?
- Jack Benny: George, many a day I've come home to Mary dirty but happy!
- Bobby Darin: I owe most of my success to just one man, I truly do.
- George Burns: Bobby, you don't have to say that.
- Bobby Darin: Yes, I do, sir. Cuz, after all, where would I be without the guy that wrote "Mack the Knife?"