- Alf Stewart: [Banging on Adam's caravan door] Cameron! I know you're in there!
- Adam Cameron: Do you think that could be Alf?
- Greg Marshall: Yeah, well it sounds like him!
- [knocking gets louder]
- Alf Stewart: Cameron, Open this flamin' door!
- Greg Marshall: Uh, Maybe you should let him in.
- Adam Cameron: Well, I don't know. Strange things have been going on round here lately, mate. Did you hear, Ryan's caravan got trashed by this madman?
- Greg Marshall: Yeah, I think you'd better let him in.
- Adam Cameron: Hey, Alf. If it's about the graffiti in the ladies' dunnies, I can explain everything, mate.
- Alf Stewart: Open this flamin' door before I do something I regret!
- [Adam opens the door, Alf spots Greg]
- Alf Stewart: What the *hell* have you been up to, the pair of ya?
- Greg Marshall: [Sees letter in Alf's hand] Hey, uh, that isn't what I think it is?
- Alf Stewart: It's a flamin' summons for me to appear in court on illegal using of fishing nets!
- Adam Cameron: [Shows Alf his summons] Snap.
- Greg Marshall: But Alf, you weren't even there.
- Alf Stewart: I know I wasn't flamin' there, but I got a very nasty feelin' someone *was* there, *weren't* they?
- Adam Cameron: What? how'd they know they were your nets?
- Alf Stewart: Because I've got a tag on the flamin' thing with my flamin' name on it!
- Adam Cameron: Well, we'll just get a warning. First offence, eh?
- Alf Stewart: Don't talk absolute twaddle, Cameron! First offenders are so lucky to get off with $10,000 fines! You read about it in the paper every week! Now you blokes you got me into this mess, and I'm *damn* sure you're gonna get me out of it!
- [slams door]