Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (TV Series)

Comedy, Sex and the Blue Numbers (2014)

Jerry Seinfeld: Self - Host

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• Self - Host : I like the story of Chris Rock going on SNL. Him telling Lorne, "I wanna keep my mustache and goatee." And Lorne said, "In comedy, we put ON beards."

• Self - Host : [about disclaimers in drug commercials]  So I kind of imagine they have, like, a little phone bank set up at Chantix with people calling in with their dreams.

  Louis C.K. : RIght.

  Self - Host : Bob, you thing that one's weird? I got a guy here with orangutan feet... No, I've had that one. It's not weird.

• Louis C.K. : [after his harrowing boat story]  I say to my oldest, We have to come out on the boat again soon so that you can have a good experience.

  Self - Host : Right.

  Louis C.K. : And she said, "We just HAD a good experience." She was so happy.

  Self - Host : That is one of the great stories. Boy. That'll make a man out of you.

  Louis C.K. : Yeah. Well, out of my daughters, anyway.