[first lines]
[Kaz and Oliver are giving Tecton a checkup]
Kaz: Oh, are you kidding me? You are the worst! I hate you!
Skylar Storm: Kaz, don't yell at Tecton. If you want a superhero to punch you, you could just ask me.
Oliver: No, no, he's talking to the TV. We're watching football. One of the players on Kaz's fantasy football team just fumbled.
Tecton: What's a fantasy football team? Is that football with elves and dragons?
Kaz: That would be awesome! But no. In fantasy football, participants draft a roster of football players whose game performances correspond into points in various statistical categories.
Oliver: Incredible how you could explain all that but you couldn't remember to put on shoes today.
[Tecton and Skylar look down]
Skylar Storm: He's wearing shoes.
Oliver: Yes, because he took mine.
[pan out to reveal Oliver has only socks on his feet]
Kaz: Yeah, by the way, would it be too much to ask for you to buy shoes in my size, please? Man, you can be so selfish sometimes.
Skylar Storm: This fantasy football thing sounds fun.
Kaz: No, it's the worst. I never win, and I hate losing. I wish there was a fantasy league about something I was more an expert at.
[a man sneezes out a missile, and Tecton superspeeds across the room to catch it just before it hits Oliver. He blows it out]
Kaz: Nice save, Tecton. Hey, that gives me an idea. I should start a fantasy superhero league. I'll give points for normos saved and villains captured, and I'll totally win because nobody knows as much about comicbooks as me.
Oliver: Uh, I do.
Kaz: That's why my first act as commissioner is to ban you from the league.
Oliver: That's not fair!
Kaz: Neither is taking other people's shoes, but you don't see me not doing that.
Tecton: Hey, where are my boots?
[Kaz is wearing Tecton's boots]
Tecton: You got a problem, man.
[theme song starts]