Kung Fury (2015)

Erik Hörnqvist: Triceracop

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Quotes 

• [Thor pounds his hammer on Hitler and his robot bird] 

  Triceracop : Oh my, not much left of him, is there?

  Kung Fury : The important thing is that he's gone. Sorry I doubted you Triceracop. You're the best damn partner I've ever had.

  Triceracop : I came back in time for you, Kung Fury, because, dammit, I love you.

  [Kung Fury and Triceracop hug each other] 

  Tyrannosaurus : Teamwork is very important.

  Thor : So, what happens now, Kung Fury?

  Kung Fury : Well, I need to head back to the office. Looks like it's gonna be a hell of a lot of paperwork.

  [Everyone laughs] 

• Chief : I don't want to hear it, Kung Fury! I just got back from City Hall. Fifty million dollars worth of damages, and I've got the Mayor up my ass like a fag on Viagra. How am I gonna explain this to the press? You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake!

  Kung Fury : Did you tell me to block it out?

  Chief : I told you to do it by the book.

  Kung Fury : Cut the bullshit. No one else in this department could've stopped that arcade machine and you know it.

  Chief : Oh, man. Listen to me, Kung Fury. You need to start following the rules like the rest of us, so I'm assigning you a new partner.

  Kung Fury : What? Hell no, I work alone.

  Chief : Not anymore, you don't. Say hi to your new partner: Triceracop.

  Triceracop : Very nice meeting you, Kung Fury.

  [Triceracop offers a handshake] 

  Triceracop : Looking forward to working with you.

  [Kung Fury begins to remember the death of his former partner Dragon, then faces the Chief] 

  Kung Fury : I work alone.

  Chief : Either you team up with Triceracop, or you're off the case.

  Kung Fury : I'm not off the case.

  [Pulls badge off jacket and slams it on the desk] 

  Kung Fury : I quit!

  [Kung Fury walks out of the office]