- The Sugarcube Critic: You know what? I'll just let the theme song play while I chug another 5-hour Energy to keep my smile going.
- [sounds of drinking, followed by a small burp]
- The Sugarcube Critic: [cut to Nook with giant smile on face]
- The Sugarcube Critic: Let's continue!
- The Sugarcube Critic: Also, arm wrestling is how My Little Pony solves its problems? Heh, guess I haven't been watching enough "Littlest Pet Shop." Maybe all their arguments are solved through pistols at dawn.
- Twilight Sparkle: At least the other ponies *tried* to be subtle about the ticket.
- The Sugarcube Critic: [reading from opened Webster's Dictionary in front of face]
- The Sugarcube Critic: Subtle: not direct; crafty; sly. Delicately suggestive; not grossly obvious. Working insidiously; not easily detected.
- The Sugarcube Critic: [sets book down, looks into camera and shakes his head no]