- Bree Davenport: Chase, what do you think you're doing? That is Mr. Davenport's technology.
- Chase Davenport: No, he created Eddy. This is "Cheddy."
- Bree Davenport: I don't ch-care. You ch-stole his ch-idea.
- Chase Davenport: Cheddy is the original version of Eddy, which was actually a very helpful program. It took him years to turn into the complete jerk we all know and loath.
- Bree Davenport: It is still Eddy.
- Chase Davenport: You're not listening: It's "Cheddy!"
- Eddy: [seeing Leo's orbs blast Tasha across the room] It's about time somebody invented something useful around here.
- Tasha Davenport: I can't handle any more disasters.
- Leo Dooley: You do realize we're going to see a play with Adam in it, right?
- Chase Davenport: Look, I know you're angry, but if you hadn't invented Eddy then I couldn't have invented Cheddy; so, in a way, this is all on you.
- Donald Davenport: Taking credit for what isn't yours is wrong, especially when what isn't yours is mine!
- Adam Davenport: Would you help me practice my line?
- Donald Davenport: And miss the thrill of seeing' it live? Not a chance!
- Leo Dooley: [about Tasha's viral video] I don't know why you're so upset. You're gonna knock Puppy Farts right out of the top spot.
- Leo Dooley: If I'm gonna be a true inventor, I have to start making things without Big D; and, if I prove myself, maybe he'll eventually let me be his business partner.
- Eddy: Right, 'cause every billionaire needs an incompetent relative who brings nothing to the table.
- Trent: You know, I think you and I might have gotten off on the wrong foot.
- Leo Dooley: That foot's been kickin' my butt for three years.
- Chase Davenport: I don't get it.
- Bree Davenport: Huh. Of course you don't. See, these people are having what we call... FUN.