Faking It (TV Series)
Know Thy Selfie (2014)
Michael J. Willett: Shane Harvey
Quotes
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Shane Harvey : [Waiting for Amy to return from a date] Finally! So was it love at first sight?
Amy Raudenfeld : She was really cool. I was a hot mess.
Shane Harvey : OK, moving on. Internet dating is a numbers game. Let's get back on the horse.
Amy Raudenfeld : I don't wanna meet another girl.
Shane Harvey : A boy?
Amy Raudenfeld : I don't want to meet another boy.
Shane Harvey : That limits your options.
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Amy Raudenfeld : Hey! What are you doing right now?
Shane Harvey : Going to school like a normal person. Did you snort some meth this morning?
Amy Raudenfeld : I need you to help me find a girlfriend. I think.
Shane Harvey : Amy, you already have a girlfriend. If these people find out you're faking they will lynch you and not even notice the irony!
Amy Raudenfeld : Well I'm not faking and that's the problem! If I'm having these feelings for Karma I must be a lesbian.
Shane Harvey : Whoa! I think it's too soon to bust out the label maker.
Amy Raudenfeld : You're the one who outed me to the entire school! Remember?
Shane Harvey : Yes. But now I realize you're much more complicated. And interesting!