- Shane Harvey: [Waiting for Amy to return from a date] Finally! So was it love at first sight?
- Amy Raudenfeld: She was really cool. I was a hot mess.
- Shane Harvey: OK, moving on. Internet dating is a numbers game. Let's get back on the horse.
- Amy Raudenfeld: I don't wanna meet another girl.
- Shane Harvey: A boy?
- Amy Raudenfeld: I don't want to meet another boy.
- Shane Harvey: That limits your options.
- Amy Raudenfeld: Hey! What are you doing right now?
- Shane Harvey: Going to school like a normal person. Did you snort some meth this morning?
- Amy Raudenfeld: I need you to help me find a girlfriend. I think.
- Shane Harvey: Amy, you already have a girlfriend. If these people find out you're faking they will lynch you and not even notice the irony!
- Amy Raudenfeld: Well I'm not faking and that's the problem! If I'm having these feelings for Karma I must be a lesbian.
- Shane Harvey: Whoa! I think it's too soon to bust out the label maker.
- Amy Raudenfeld: You're the one who outed me to the entire school! Remember?
- Shane Harvey: Yes. But now I realize you're much more complicated. And interesting!