Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Mark Ruffalo: Bruce Banner, Hulk
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Quotes
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Loki : Hello, Bruce.
Bruce Banner : Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?
Loki : It varies from moment to moment.
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[Banner places his hand on the Quinjet's handprint scanner]
Quinjet Computer : Voice activation required.
Bruce Banner : Banner.
Quinjet Computer : Welcome, Strongest Avenger.
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Bruce Banner : [on Loki] I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago and he was totally ready to kill any of us.
Valkyrie : He did try to kill me.
Thor : Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Blergh, it's me!". And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.
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Thor : Hela, the goddess of death, has invaded Asgard! And you and I had a fight.
Bruce Banner : Did I win?
Thor : No, I won! Easily!
Bruce Banner : That doesn't sound right...
Thor : Well, it's true!
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Thor : [aboard the Commodore] Where are the weapons?
Valkyrie : There aren't any! It's a leisure vessel.
Bruce Banner : What?
Valkyrie : The Grandmaster uses it for his good times: orgies and stuff.
Bruce Banner : Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?
Thor : Yeah. Don't touch anything.
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Bruce Banner : I don't know how to fly this thing!
Thor : You're a doctor, you have PhDs. You should figure it out.
Bruce Banner : None of them for flying alien spaceships!
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Bruce Banner : [points at his brain] Biggest muscle in the body.
Thor : I've got more muscle, so technically more brains!
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Bruce Banner : You're just using me to get to the Hulk. That's low. You're not my friend.
Thor : No, no, no. I don't even like Hulk. He's always like, grr... smash, smash, smash. I prefer you.
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Bruce Banner : [flying a ship] We're coming up on the Devil's Anus.
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Valkyrie : [Thor, Banner and Valkyrie arrive in Asgard] I never thought I'd be back here.
Bruce Banner : I thought it'd be nicer. I mean, not that it's not nice. It's just, it's on fire.
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Hulk : Thor sad.
Thor : Shut up.
Hulk : [shoves him] Thor sad.
Thor : I'm not sad, idiot. I'm pissed off!
[Hulk groans]
Thor : Angrier! I lost my father!
[kicks the stuff]
Thor : I lost my hammer!
[Hulk scoffs and turns away]
Hulk : Whining and crying, cry like baby!
Thor : You're not even listening!
[kicks the weapons at Hulk]
Hulk : Don't kick stuff!
[picks up the stuff and throws at him]
Thor : You're being a really bad friend!
Hulk : You bad friend!
Thor : You know what we call you?
Hulk : No!
Thor : We call you a stupid Avenger.
Hulk : YOU TINY AVENGER!
[throws the axe shield at him]
Thor : What are you, crazy?
Hulk : Yes!
Thor : You know what? Earth does hate you.
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[Fenris charges at the Asgardians]
Valkyrie : This stupid dog won't die!
Bruce Banner : [makes up his mind] Everything's going to be okay. I got this. You want to know who I am?
Valkyrie : What the hell are you talking about?
Bruce Banner : You'll see!
[jumps off the ship]
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Bruce Banner : Why did you dress me up like Tony?
Thor : Because you were naked.
Bruce Banner : Okay, I'll give you that.
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Thor : Nope, we are going through the big one.
Valkyrie : The devil's anus?
Bruce Banner : Anus? Wait, wait, wait, whose anus?
Thor : For the record, I didn't know it was called that when I picked it
