Elementary (TV Series)

Ears to You (2014)

Lucy Liu: Dr. Joan Watson

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Quotes 

• Sherlock Holmes : This arrived for you from Detective Bell.

  [points at package] 

  Dr. Joan Watson : You opened it?

  Sherlock Holmes : It's just a few files pertaining to the recent muggings. I'm curious-since when do we investigate common street crime?

  Dr. Joan Watson : Since when do you open my mail?

  Sherlock Holmes : How long have you lived here?

• Sherlock Holmes : The captain called and told me that the severed ears Gordon Cushing received were a DNA match for Sarah's.

  Dr. Joan Watson : You're kidding.

  Sherlock Holmes : That's me, Watson. Joke machine.

• Sherlock Holmes : How long does it take to identify a bloody prostitute?

  Dr. Joan Watson : Well, Marcus said he was going to call in an hour; it's been 45 minutes. To be fair, he only has a first name and a hair color.

  Sherlock Holmes : Luxury! I'll name that tart in twenty keystrokes.