Sam & Cat (TV Series)

#FirstClassProblems (2014)

Matthew Patrick Davis: Cromsby

Quotes 

• Cromsby : Hello, I'm Cromsby.

  Sam Puckett : That's not a real name.

  Cromsby : But it is.

• Cromsby : I work for the Baums. I'm here to pick up their children.

  Cat Valentine : Yay!

  [Phillip and Kelly look offended] 

  Cat Valentine : Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sound rude or anything. You guys are just really annoying.

• Cromsby : [after Kelly and Phillip are rude to him]  Is it wrong to hate a child?

  Sam Puckett : Dude, if hating those kids is wrong, I don't want to be right.