- Phillip Balm: [after Goomer sprays butter in Kelly and Philip's eyes and runs off] That moron buttered our faces!
- Kelly Balm: I'm not supposed to get dairy in my eyes.
- Cromsby: I work for the Baums. I'm here to pick up their children.
- Cat Valentine: Yay!
- [Phillip and Kelly look offended]
- Cat Valentine: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sound rude or anything. You guys are just really annoying.
- Cromsby: [after Kelly and Phillip are rude to him] Is it wrong to hate a child?
- Sam Puckett: Dude, if hating those kids is wrong, I don't want to be right.
- Cat Valentine: Sam, please. I've wanted to fly first class ever since I was a little girl.
- Sam Puckett: What's the big deal about it?
- Cat Valentine: Have you ever flown first class?
- Sam Puckett: I've never been on a nice bus.