Fargo (TV Series)

The Six Ungraspables (2014)

Billy Bob Thornton: Lorne Malvo

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• Lorne Malvo : There are no saints in the animal kingdom. Only breakfast and dinner.

• Lorne Malvo : It was the Romans, wasn't it?

  Stavros Milos : What are you saying?

  Lorne Malvo : St. Lawrence, your window. Romans burned him alive.

  Stavros Milos : They did.

  Lorne Malvo : You know why?

  Stavros Milos : 'Cause he was Christian.

  Lorne Malvo : Maybe. But I think it was because the Romans were raised by wolves. The greatest empire in human history, founded by wolves. You know what wolves do? They hunt. They kill. It's why I never bought into "The Jungle Book". Boy is raised by wolves and becomes friends with a bear and panther. I don't think so. I knew a guy once, had a 110-pound Rottweiler, and one night this girl thought it would be funny to get down on all fours and let the dog hump her. Dog still had its balls. Well, the dog gets up there, but he's not in on the joke. This is just a bitch in heat, as far as he's concerned. He's not leaving 'till he gets what he came for. Well, the girl, too late, realizes the kind of mistake she's made. She wants to get up. But the dog had other ideas. Had to shoot it behind the ear to get it off of her.

  Stavros Milos : I don't, uh... I don't...

  Lorne Malvo : Well, I'm saying that the Romans, raised by wolves, they see a guy turning water into wine, what do they do? They eat him. 'Cause there are no saints in the animal kingdom. Only breakfast and dinner.

• Lorne Malvo : There are no saints in the animal world. Just breakfast and dinner.