Mom (TV Series)

Sonograms and Tube Tops (2014)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Christy : [Christy imagines their lives 15 years in the future if Violet and her baby live with them, she's 300 pounds]  Come on, Mom, we'll be late for our AA meeting.

  Bonnie : [rides out in a scooter chair on oxygen]  I don't wanna go! I want to get a quart of vodka, an eightball, take out my teeth and gum a couple sailors.

  Christy : I told you, ON your birthday.

• Christy : The baby shower's going to be great, fun and games and free stuff for the baby.

  Violet : I don't need it.

  Christy : Violet, I'm stealing food from work, trust me, we need it.

  Violet : No we don't.

  Christy : Why not?

  Violet : ...I've made a decision. I'm giving this baby up for adoption.

  [leaves] 

  Christy : I feel like I just got punched in the heart.

• Violet : I don't want to be you.

  Bonnie : You're talking to her, right?

  Violet : I'm talking to BOTH of you.

  [to Bonnie] 

  Violet : You had her when you were my age.

  [to Christy] 

  Violet : You had me when you were my age. If I have this baby now, in 15 years I'll have wasted my life just like you.

  Christy : You think I wasted my life?

  Violet : Mom, you're 35, an ex-alcoholic and you're waiting tables.

  Christy : Well I happen to like my life, I like being sober and I love the relationship I have with my kids.

• Christy : I thought this baby was going to be my second chance.

  Violet : How would that happen?

  Christy : Well, this time I wouldn't be drunk. I wouldn't pass out at a PTA meeting, at the wrong school.

  Violet : [dryly]  Yeah, that wasn't too embarrassing.

• Christy : Hey look, I'm making a flower tiara for Violet to wear at her baby shower.

  Bonnie : I just love it when you try to overcompensate for never being there for her as a kid.

• Violet : [explaining why she's giving her baby up for adoption]  I want to go to college, I want a career!

  Christy : You can still have that...

  Violet : Let me finish talking!... And I want my baby to have those same opportunities.

• Christy : Thanks for bringing the crib over.

  Baxter : Hey, I'm thrilled when I get to use my van to transport LEGAL stuff.

  Christy : What do you usually transport in it?

  Baxter : Amigos!

  [Mexicans appear in the overhead window] 

  Christy : You're using your van to traffic illegal aliens?

  Baxter : Don't be ridiculous, Christy, these are drug mules!

• Violet : [about the crib]  It looks like a cage.

  Bonnie : It is.

  Christy : Mom!

  Bonnie : When your mom was an infant I kept her in a cat carrier.

• Roscoe : [in the crib, grabbing the bars]  Hey Mom, look, I'm in jail!

  Christy : [to Bonnie]  I'd laugh if I didn't think it was a very big possibility.