- Violet: [in Christy's daydream, Violet's daughter is in labor and all the women are taking her to the hospital] Roscoe, we're leaving!
- [door closes]
- Old Roscoe: [comes out to the kitchen and sees everyone's gone] Who's gonna take me to my parole hearing?
- Christy: [Christy imagines their lives 15 years in the future if Violet and her baby live with them, she's 300 pounds] Come on, Mom, we'll be late for our AA meeting.
- Bonnie: [rides out in a scooter chair on oxygen] I don't wanna go! I want to get a quart of vodka, an eightball, take out my teeth and gum a couple sailors.
- Christy: I told you, ON your birthday.
- Christy: The baby shower's going to be great, fun and games and free stuff for the baby.
- Violet: I don't need it.
- Christy: Violet, I'm stealing food from work, trust me, we need it.
- Violet: No we don't.
- Christy: Why not?
- Violet: ...I've made a decision. I'm giving this baby up for adoption.
- [leaves]
- Christy: I feel like I just got punched in the heart.
- Violet: I don't want to be you.
- Bonnie: You're talking to her, right?
- Violet: I'm talking to BOTH of you.
- [to Bonnie]
- Violet: You had her when you were my age.
- [to Christy]
- Violet: You had me when you were my age. If I have this baby now, in 15 years I'll have wasted my life just like you.
- Christy: You think I wasted my life?
- Violet: Mom, you're 35, an ex-alcoholic and you're waiting tables.
- Christy: Well I happen to like my life, I like being sober and I love the relationship I have with my kids.
- Christy: Thanks for bringing the crib over.
- Baxter: Hey, I'm thrilled when I get to use my van to transport LEGAL stuff.
- Christy: What do you usually transport in it?
- Baxter: Amigos!
- [Mexicans appear in the overhead window]
- Christy: You're using your van to traffic illegal aliens?
- Baxter: Don't be ridiculous, Christy, these are drug mules!