- Ben Wheeler: Stephanie, you're not dating me. You're dating Tucker, and Tucker's a really wonderful guy. So please, don't let your future be dictated by our past. I just came up with that!
- Tucker Dobbs: Ben, if I had to stay away from every girl you've ever offended, I would never have a date in this city! Steph, I am perfectly capable of screwing up a relationship all on my own, and I would really like to screw this one up with you. And if that's not a good enough reason, I got, like, 5 more just ready to go.