- Donavan: "Don't lose yourself in the temporary. No one has ever seen, no one has heard and no one has ever imagined what God has prepared."
- Donavan: Some people may tell you that you should just sit back, relax, and let love come to you, but... in my experience, that approach leads to a myriad of Saturday night of double fudge dribble and Jane Austen films.
- Ben: The upside of the complete failure is it has a great way of liberating you from superficiality.
- Becky: Danielle Steele all-night movie marathon. Enough said.
- Donavan: More cheesy romance movies? You do know you have Kevin?
- Kevin: Yeah, babe. I am your cheesy romance.
- Becky: Yes, but you've never rescued me from the couple wagons floating down the rushing river.
- Kevin: Hmm, I was unaware those required of me.
- Donavan: Have you ever wondered why it always seems like they're building another parking garage? I've never liked them. They're... cold and impersonal. No-one cares who you are or... why or how you got there. They don't care how long you stay or if you'll ever come back. In fact, two minutes after you leave, you just got replaced.
- Ben: Well, I get hackeled by an 80 year old couple on the street, demanding that I get out of business. How bad would you consider that?