Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Don't Worry, It's His Sister (2015)

Chris Elliott: Roland Schitt

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• Roland Schitt : That is my great-grandfather up there, Horace Schitt. He was a visionary, Johnny. He discovered this land, he developed it, and he turned it into the little slice of heaven it is. And I'm proud of him. You understand that?

  Johnny Rose : Roland, you've got this all wrong.

  Roland Schitt : Why do you hate me?

  Johnny Rose : I don't hate you! I don't hate you.

  Roland Schitt : Well, then why do you have a problem with a sign that celebrates my family?

  Johnny Rose : It's not... It's just the way they're celebrating, that's all.

  Roland Schitt : Oh, okay, so now you hate my family.

  Johnny Rose : I don't hate your family.

  Roland Schitt : Well, then what is your big fat problem with the sign?

  Johnny Rose : It looks like your great-grandfather's fucking your great-grandmother right up the ass!

  [pause] 

  Roland Schitt : Oh my Go... That is so demented.

  Johnny Rose : You can't tell me you don't see that.

  Roland Schitt : Well, you know, now that you put that creepy thought in my head, sure, I see it, but you got it all wrong, pal. Let me enlighten you, Mr. Johnny Rose. That's isn't even Horace's wife. That's his sister.

  Johnny Rose : Well, how does that make it any better?

  Roland Schitt : [scoffs]  Well, I don't know how they do things where you come from, but around these parts, we don't do that sort of thing with our sisters.

  Johnny Rose : Roland! How is anybody driving past this sign supposed to know the woman getting banged from behind is that man's sister?

  Roland Schitt : Oh, my.

  Johnny Rose : Oh, my! Yes, oh, my!

  Roland Schitt : All right, Johnny. Well, I never really looked at it that way, but now I get it. Okay. Well, all right, I'll do something about it. I'll fix it, all right? And thank you. Thank you for bringing that up to me.

  Johnny Rose : Good. Good.

• Roland Schitt : Don't worry, it's his sister