- Paracelsus turns the warehouse into a house of horrors. Can the team stop him in time?
- Picking up where the previous season ended, Claudia is trapped in the Warehouse with Paracelsus and they battle for control of the Warehouse. Pete, Myka. Jinks and Artie try to find a way to get in. Myka finds a way but they find Claudia in under Paracelsus' control. They try to release her from his control. But as they do that, the Warehouse changes. Artie thinks Paracelsus went back in time and changed history. So they need to find out when he went back and what he did. Claudia does that, while Artie tries to find a way to go back in time. Claudia determines he went to back to Warehouse 9 and killed the regents and from that moment there were no longer any regents so he ran the Warehouse as he wanted. Pete and Myka go back. Artie tries to keep Paracelsus in the present from finding out what they are doing. Artie's captured and discovers that some of his friends, Vanessa Calder and Hugo Miller are working for him. Pete and Myka arrive and work with Warehouse 9 agent, Lisa da Vinci to stop Paracelsus.—rcs0411@yahoo.com
- "Warehouse 13" - "Endless Terror" - April 14, 2014
We pick up right where we left off, with Claudia facing off against Paracelsus for control of the Warehouse since he once was a caretaker and she is the caretaker now.
They hurl various artifacts at each other until he realizes that if Claudia is part of the Warehouse and he's currently in control of it then technically he's in control of her so he wraps her up in a kind of force field and has her do his bidding. He drags all her memories from her head against her will. He then breaks her connection and forces her to sit at the computer so she can help him combine a few artifacts that will help him change everything.
Myka leaves the hospital after surgery and is told no strenuous activity or spicy food. Pete picks her up and asks if all is good. She says she's okay and it was a benign cyst. She says they're never talking about her lady parts again. She asks what's going on at the Warehouse and he says "Not much."
Artie pours purple goo over a car that Steve is in and he tells him to plow his way into the Warehouse to save Claudia. Mrs. F. says she's on her way to meet with the Regents. He says there's nothing to worry about on this end and then Steve plows into the force field around the Warehouse and crashes.
Pete explains that Paracelsus became an all-powerful caretaker when Pete was trying to make him whole because Paracelsus promised to cure Myka. He doesn't explain that last part. Pete says what's important is they need to get past the shield. Myka says they need to get to the observatory fast.
Artie's new plan is use a bunch of car batteries to zap their way in. Artie's plan once inside is to use the arrow that brought down Achilles. Steve scoffs at this plan but Artie is confident. They touch the shield with the jumper cables and Steve goes flying from the shock.
Pete and Myka arrive and she tells them the shield draws its power from the Alpha Centauri star system and that a failsafe was installed at the Observatory and she redirected the laser scope to Uranus. It will make the shield stlll appear up but they can pass through it. They enter.
Pete and Steve will create a diversion while Myka and Artie work on getting the Achilles arrow.
Pete and Steve creep around and Pete creates a diversion by knocking over some artifacts and calling out to Paracelsus. Claudia appears with what seems like a rocket launcher and explains Paracelsus has control of her. She tells them to run as she shoots. They run. She keeps chasing them, now with Al Capon's machine guns. And then some kind of bomb. They keep running.
Pete and Myka descend into a basement of sorts surrounded by a ring of fire. They need to push the fires back into the alcoves and get the Nordic symbols back on the walls. He uses some dangerous artifacts that are mirrors used to reflect sunlight into enemies eyes to blind them. They need to simultaneously reflect the flames into the alcoves and if they don't do it right they'll probably be engulfed in flames. They try it-- after Myka sneezes-- and it works, partly. And then fully. Releasing the Warehouse from Paracelsus's control.
They're happy but oddly so is Paracelsus.
Claudia explains that Paracelsus has been mashing up artifacts and connecting them to H.G. Wells' time machine including a telescope, a pocketwatch, and an old sundial. Artie says they're all very powerful. They wonder when he's going and why. They don't know but they have to stop him. They decide to meet at the portal with the Achilles' arrow and guns and something that Artie says they need.
But while they're doing that, Paracelsus is rigging up is time machine. They try to stop him but he jumps through. As he does, suddenly the Warehouse transforms around them. It is now a concrete bunker and all of the signs have his face on them and it seems as if he made himself caretaker of the last five Warehouses that are now all around them through very modern, very secure doors. Claudia realizes he made good on his promise to change everything.
They deduce from the markings on the various Warehouse doors that some things didn't change like the empires that rose and fell during the times of the various Warehouses. Paracelsus was immortal when he went back which explains why his face is on all the doors and still around. The motto on the doors says "Science is everything and the end justifies the means." Artie says "I want him dead." They're all still there and the same and the world is different thanks to some confusing tuning fork they're all holding.
Claudia plays around with the very advanced touch computer and a hologram of Paracelsus arrives and offers to be their guide. She gets rid of that and says she needs to get to the hub, hack the system and figure out where Paracelsus went and what he did.
Pete and Myka make their way to the hub and narrowly ditch some cyborg soldiers. They realize that Paracelsus is replicating artifacts to make supersoldiers and that Benedict Valda is controlling them. (He died in the normal timeline. Which makes Pete worry McPherson is working the snack bar.)
Myka, Artie, and Jinks set up the time machine but need to find the telescope, watch and sundial. They come across a room where they can see men experimenting on a human by combining artifacts. It reminds Artie of the stories his parents told of the experiments at the camps during the holocaust. He realizes Paracelsus has turned the Warehouse into a house of horrors.
Pete and Claudia find Abigail surrounded by purple waves and wires . Paracelsus has wired her brain to the Warehouse for computer power. Pete wants to get her out but Claudia says unplugging her might kill her but maybe she can help. Claudia types on the computer screen. Abigail the computer keeps telling her what she's looking for is classified.
Artie, Steve, and Myka find the three artifacts and Artie says they need to find another power source to work the time machine. They pick a date in 1541 to go back to. On that date all of the Regents of Warehouse 9 were killed and they figure that's where Paracelsus went. They get the time portal open but trigger an alarm. Artie tells Pete and Myka to go back and Steve and Claudia to keep the portal open while he throws himself to the cyborg soldiers as a distraction.
Pete and Myka head back and run into a massacre. A woman has a knife at Myka's throat as Pete arrives and she tells him to prepare to die. She's Lisa Da Vinci an agent from Warehouse 9. Pete explains about their time travel from the future. Myka gets the upper hand with the knife and explains about Paracelsus. Lisa says Paracelsus was just bronzed that day.
Valda captures Artie and straps him into the experiment chair. Artie tries to explain this is wrong and the Warehouse isn't used like this. Valda says human experimentation has been used for years. Paracelsus arrives and realizes that he almost forgot that this was the day he changed everything. Artie tries to claim he's alone and that he doesn't know how he got there. Paracelsus has Valda use several artifacts to "jog his memory." He calls on two doctors and Artie is astonished to see Vanessa and Hugo, married in this timeline and working for Paracelsus out of fear since he has their children. They beg Artie, who they don't know in this timeline, to just let them do their job. Artie starts pulling out facts about them that he couldn't possibly know to prove he's telling the truth that he's a time traveler.
Claudia rigs up a bicycle for Steve to ride to power the energy source keeping the portal open for Pete and Myka's return.
Lisa uses an artifact mirror to test if they're telling the truth. It shows Paracelsus showing up and killing all the folks that Lisa found in the foyer of the Warehouse, very much unbronzed. Lisa realizes they're telling the truth. Myka and Pete say they need to get to the Regents to protect them from the Paracelsus attack.
Claudia sneaks around and is almost busted by Paracelsus.
Vanessa and Hugo continue to insist they have to work on Artie combining artifacts. Claudia arrives and zaps them. She's still mad at Artie who told her her sister was alive but has not followed up on why he kept her in the dark all this time. He says he was protecting her. She says she is a big girl and he can't protect her. Paracelsus and Valda arrive and he notes that no one will be protecting anyone anymore. They note Hugo and Vanessa are about to use Alice's mirror and ask them to snap a picture.
Pete and Myka find the Warehouse 9 Regents meeting just as Paracelsus is about to massacre them. They have time to catch up as he monologues about science being the true faith. He then uses an elephant tusk artifact that, when slammed into the ground, sends out serpents that coil around the Regents suffocating them. Lisa calls a purple bird to come grab the tusk and neutralize it. It's the ancient version of purple goo. They head back to the Warehouse to catch Paracelsus.
Pete keeps cycling but the power breaks and alarm sounds.
Pete attacks Paracelsus in Warehouse 9 and it hurts Paracelsus in the future as he goes after Steve.
Pete immobilizes Paracelsus in the past and yells at him for promising to cure Myka for him. Paracelsus said he didn't lie to him, Myka almost died. Pete drags him off to be bronzed. Myka overhears all of this.
Future Paracelsus is about to kills Steve just as they bronze Paracelsus of the past and everything changes back to the original timeline and Warehouse.
Back in the present, Claudia says Mrs. F is reconnected to the Warehouse but she can't shake the feeling that something is changing that is both good and bad. Abigail informs them that the Regents have asked to meet her abroad. Pete shows Claudia, Abigail, Myka, Steve and Artie how they solved the problem of two bronzed Paracelsi by putting him in a stone tomb. Artie tells him to put him in the bronze section.
Myka asks Pete about his conversation with Paracelsus about saving her life. He admits he risked the Warehouse and the world just to save her. She slaps his arm and tells him they always put the Warehouse first and stalks away.
Claudia confronts Artie about her sister, Claire. He notes that they've returned with only 11 tuning forks ad that there should be 12. We see that Benedict Valda nicked one and has nefarious plans indeed.
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