Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Mazel Tina (2014)

Jenny Slate: Tammy

Quotes 

• Tammy : It's been almost two hours. No one even notices that I'm not there.

  Louise Belcher : Wow. This is like a reverse "It's a Wonderful Life." You get to see how much better off everyone is without you shrieking at them.

• Louise Belcher : [to Tammy]  The headset's clogged.

  Tammy : Um, who cares about that right now?

  Louise Belcher : You should, Tammy because the headset was our only way of communicating with the outside world. Now I'm gonna die in here and they're gonna find my bones in your head. This wasn't the head I wanted them to find my bones in!

• Tammy : WHAT IS IT NOW RABBI ROSENBERG? WHAT IS IT NOW?

• Tammy : [to Bob]  Hello? The toothpicks? That was almost a major disaster.

  Bob Belcher : Uh, you're kind of exaggerating, Tammy.

  Tammy : I'm exaggerating?

  Bob Belcher : Yeah, I think so. A little bit.

  Tammy : That is literally the stupidest thing that anyone has ever said in the history of mankind... ever!

  Bob Belcher : You're having a hard day, I think.

  Tammy : I'm having the best day of my life. It's my Bat Mitzvah.

  Bob Belcher : You're a wonderful little girl.