Golan the Insatiable (TV Series)
Dylan Crushes Reading (2014)
Maria Bamford: Carole Beekler
Quotes
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Richard : Sweetie, if you were having trouble reading, you should have come to us.
Dylan Beekler : I can read if I *want* to read! I just don't care right now!
[Golan tightens the vise screw]
Dylan Beekler : [screams] Aaah!
Richard : Well, you better start caring, because we're sending you to...
Carole Beekler : [cheerfully] Tutor Town!
Dylan Beekler : Oh no.
[Golan tightens the screw]
Dylan Beekler : [screams] Uggh!
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[the Beeklers are at the dinner table eating pancakes. Golan eats a large rack of ribs off of a claymore-like sword]
Dylan Beekler : [telling her story] And then, after Swingley woke up, he was all spinning in circles and flipping over tables.
Dylan Beekler : [stabs through her pancakes with a knife] He is so annoying!
Golan : [mockingly] "Blah blah blah blah blah." Now get to the part where you learned how to read trimphantly.
Dylan Beekler : I didn't learn anything 'cause I couldn't concentrate. All I could think about was punching his annoying face.
Alexis Beekler : Ohhhhhhh.
Alexis Beekler : [sing-song] Dylan and Swingley sittin' in a tree!
Alexis Beekler : Ha ha! You like him!
Dylan Beekler : Shut up, Alexis! I do not!
Carole Beekler : Aww, Dylan has a crush. Fer-cute.
Richard : Sweetie, God says it's okay for you to like this boy as long as he's not a girl.