Golan the Insatiable (TV Series)

Dylan Crushes Reading (2014)

Matt Silverstein: Richard

Quotes 

• Richard : Sweetie, if you were having trouble reading, you should have come to us.

  Dylan Beekler : I can read if I *want* to read! I just don't care right now!

  [Golan tightens the vise screw] 

  Dylan Beekler : [screams]  Aaah!

  Richard : Well, you better start caring, because we're sending you to...

  Carole Beekler : [cheerfully]  Tutor Town!

  Dylan Beekler : Oh no.

  [Golan tightens the screw] 

  Dylan Beekler : [screams]  Uggh!

• [the Beeklers are at the dinner table eating pancakes. Golan eats a large rack of ribs off of a claymore-like sword] 

  Dylan Beekler : [telling her story]  And then, after Swingley woke up, he was all spinning in circles and flipping over tables.

  Dylan Beekler : [stabs through her pancakes with a knife]  He is so annoying!

  Golan : [mockingly]  "Blah blah blah blah blah." Now get to the part where you learned how to read trimphantly.

  Dylan Beekler : I didn't learn anything 'cause I couldn't concentrate. All I could think about was punching his annoying face.

  Alexis Beekler : Ohhhhhhh.

  Alexis Beekler : [sing-song]  Dylan and Swingley sittin' in a tree!

  Alexis Beekler : Ha ha! You like him!

  Dylan Beekler : Shut up, Alexis! I do not!

  Carole Beekler : Aww, Dylan has a crush. Fer-cute.

  Richard : Sweetie, God says it's okay for you to like this boy as long as he's not a girl.