Golan the Insatiable (TV Series)

Dylan Crushes Reading (2014)

Rachel Butera: Alexis Beekler

Quotes 

• [the Beeklers are at the dinner table eating pancakes. Golan eats a large rack of ribs off of a claymore-like sword] 

  Dylan Beekler : [telling her story]  And then, after Swingley woke up, he was all spinning in circles and flipping over tables.

  Dylan Beekler : [stabs through her pancakes with a knife]  He is so annoying!

  Golan : [mockingly]  "Blah blah blah blah blah." Now get to the part where you learned how to read trimphantly.

  Dylan Beekler : I didn't learn anything 'cause I couldn't concentrate. All I could think about was punching his annoying face.

  Alexis Beekler : Ohhhhhhh.

  Alexis Beekler : [sing-song]  Dylan and Swingley sittin' in a tree!

  Alexis Beekler : Ha ha! You like him!

  Dylan Beekler : Shut up, Alexis! I do not!

  Carole Beekler : Aww, Dylan has a crush. Fer-cute.

  Richard : Sweetie, God says it's okay for you to like this boy as long as he's not a girl.