"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" The Legend of the Kuro Kabuto (TV Episode 2014) - Fred Tatasciore as Ivan Steranko

Ivan Steranko : [observes his collection] Alexander the Great's breastplate. The Spear of Destiny. Excalibur. Is most greatest collection of all time, da? But is missing one thing. Shredder's helmet. The legendary Kuro Kabuto. If someone could obtain it for me, I maybe forget terrible past misdeed, huh?

Anton Zeck : So if I steal the helmet, you'll forgive me for my little mistake.

Ivan Steranko : Little mistake? You shoot me in eyeball!

Anton Zeck : Not on purpose! Anyway, you got that new cool eye. You used to be an arms dealer, but now it's like "Oooh, check out the new cool eyeball guy!"

Ivan Steranko : I should pop your head like blueberry!

Anton Zeck : Relax, Steranko. I'll get you that helmet.

Ivan Steranko : Is in Shredder's lair, highest security. Tell me, Mr. Zeck, why do you think you can steal it?

Anton Zeck : See your Spear of Destiny there?

Ivan Steranko : Da?

Anton Zeck : Lick it.

Ivan Steranko : [does so] ... is made of marzipan!

Anton Zeck : I stole the real one yesterday.
Ivan Steranko : Just watch step. I have sent five men to steal the helmet, one after other. Nobody ever come back. That Shredder, he has eyes in back of head.

Anton Zeck : [laughs, goes invisible] Those eyes won't do much him good.
Ivan Steranko : [Sniffs] Why am I smelling the baby poops?

[opens the bag to reveal a bunch of diapers. Steranko becomes angry at Zeck]

Ivan Steranko : I going to pop your head like blueberry!

Anton Zeck : You know, that's to be expected.

Fred Tatasciore: Ivan Steranko