Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Uncle Teddy (2014)

Larry Murphy: Teddy

Quotes 

• Teddy : Tina, I have no idea what's gotten into you.

  Tina Belcher : You can't stop what's happening. Jonas likes me and he invited me out with his friends and I want to go!

  Teddy : Sorry, Tina. You're 13 years old, it's 9:00. You're in for the night. My temporary house, my temporary rules. You don't like it? There's the door that you can't go out!

• Teddy : [when he answers his phone]  Belcher residence.

  Bob Belcher : Teddy, it's Bob. Wait, I called your cell phone. Why'd you say, "Belcher residence"?

  Teddy : Just to be respectful. How's the conference going?

  Bob Belcher : Uh, it's complicated. How's it going over there?

  Teddy : It's complicated.

  Bob Belcher : What? Teddy, I can say it's complicated. You can't say it's complicated. You're watching my kids.

• Teddy : Tina, come on, you're putting me in a tough spot. I'm sure you're not allowed to have friends down here this late at night.

  Jonas : Dude, with that kind of attitude, you're only going to raise your blood pressure to unsafe levels.

  Teddy : Don't lecture me about my blood pressure! I'm predisposed to like salty foods. Out! Everybody out of my friend's restaurant!

• Teddy : [to Jonas]  Whoa, whoa, whoa. You didn't come back for Tina. You came back for your moped. You used Tina for free burgers, then you hung her out to dry when Ranger Matthew Dainko came.

  Tina Belcher : Oh, God, you did, didn't you?

  Gene Belcher : She's too good for you, but good enough for a lot of guys!

  Louise Belcher : Which makes you the worst, Jone-ass!