Guy Manly and the Intrepid Award Winning Channel Z news team bring you hard hitting stories like 'jello and kitten fetish in Government' and 'alien attacks'. Until one fate-full day in the conference room, while going over the big stories of the day, the news gets sidetracked with information on a small town in rural Minnesota that Hollywood visited in the past. Svetlana Martinez is on the scene and alcohol is running amok back in the office.
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