- Steve McGarrett: [to Chin] I'd ask you how the reunion was going, but the body bag kind of gives it away.
- Steve McGarrett: [Max has just phoned him with news that the hair sample he wanted tested for DNA is missing] You know what, Max? Don't even worry about it. Okay? I mean, it's not your fault. Alright? Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.
- [Disconnects the call and starts to walk away]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, stop. Why are you not upset by this news?
- Steve McGarrett: I would be upset if I gave Max the whole sample.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Oh, you stuffed a little on the side like, uh, for a rainy day or something.
- Steve McGarrett: Well, you wanna beat these guys, you gotta play by their rules.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: I like it. I like it. This is the guy I know and love.
- Steve McGarrett: You like that?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Yeah, it's good.
- Kamekona: [He's flyng a chopper, hovering over a hedge maze, looking for the suspect for McGarrett] McGarrett. I've got a guy in a yellow shirt moving like a mongoose.
- Steve McGarrett: Good, good, good. Which direction?
- Kamekona: Straight.
- Steve McGarrett: What do you mean, straight? You have an instrument panel in front of you. Look at the compass! Which direction?
- Kamekona: Oh, north. North. He's heading north.
- Kamekona: He just went through a hole in the hedge. He's heading east. Right.
- [Giving Steve directions on how to catch a suspect in a hedge maze]
- Kamekona: Keep going. Make another right. He's coming back your way!
- [Tracking the suspect's progress as he runs closer to McGarrett who is lying in wait around a corner]
- Kamekona: Three. Two. One!
- [McGarrett swings his arm out into the path and clotheslines the suspect who crashes to the ground]
- Kamekona: Boo-yah! Take down, McGarrett style!
- Chin Ho Kelly: [Holding up an ace of spades card] How do you explain this?
- Tony Gibson: Seriously? Yeah. I planted those on a bunch of people. Laura included. It's my trademark.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: What do you mean? Your trademark?
- Tony Gibson: I was gonna do the spectator's pocket trick before the night was over. Cuz the chicks dig it.
- [Nodding to McGarrett]
- Tony Gibson: This guy knows what I'm talking about, right?
- Steve McGarrett: [shakes his head in distaste] Don't do that.