- Dr. Camille Saroyan: So, this is what the future looks like.
- Angela Montenegro: Yeah, and to think a couple of month ago this room was a janitors' closet.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I am so glad it's gone! I can't imagine how many relationships began and ended here.
- Angela Montenegro: Right?
- Wendell Bray: You did this for me?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I'd do anything for my friend, especially if it's gonna get you better.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Just in time to open the presents
- [lifts half a tree trunk, revealing the body , covered in bugs]
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh, whoa, very cool!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Really? Seriously? I mean: don't you guys very get revolted by this stuff? I mean come on! Look at him, he's folded in half like an omelet!
- Wendell Bray: You're gonna use pen and paper to remove the termites?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Pretty cool, huh?
- Wendell Bray: What are you gonna do? Write "No Termites Allowed"?
- Lance Sweets: The test is day after tomorrow. Don't you feel ready?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Come on, I was born ready. Are you kidding me, huh?
- Temperance Brennan: You're so set in your ways.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: What, you think a couple hits from a, you know, a bong might help my critical thinking skills?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: What kind of a writer are you? Fiction, non-fiction...?
- Adam Caputo: What does that have to do with anything?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I'm just trying to figure out how good you are at making up stories, that's all.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Look, you think that I should call Wendell?
- Temperance Brennan: Do you find that his getting fired changes your stance on medicinal marijuana?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Come on, I don't have that luxury. The law is the law. You know that, Bones.
- Temperance Brennan: Well, in Virginia, it's illegal for children to trick-or-treat on Halloween. Premarital sex is also illegal there. We had s*x before we were married in Virginia.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Wait a second. That's different. Everybody has sex.
- Wendell Bray: I was just wondering... you would've done the same thing, wouldn't you?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know, Cam really didn't really have a choice. Neither would I.
- Wendell Bray: Yeah, I get that, but... just... it makes no sense that I'm being punished. I'm just fighting the cancer any way that I can, just like you told me to.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: No, look, I understand that, but Wendell, I, you know... I work in the law. Okay? I'm a law-abiding citizen, I always have been. I've never even touched the stuff.
- Wendell Bray: I respect that. I really do. I... I didn't come here to make you feel guilty... I just wanted you to know that I'm not a loser.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I would never think that you're a loser. What you're dealing with, and... Forget that I'm an agent right now, all right? I'm your friend. And you shouldn't have been punished for it.
- Wendell Bray: Thanks, man, that... that means a lot, coming from you.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I think it was wrong, just so you know. I mean, he put a face on it for me.
- Temperance Brennan: You took an oath. I'm sorry if I implied you were stubborn.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: That's okay, it's just sometimes I can just be, you know what, determined, that's all.
- Temperance Brennan: And I shouldn't have pushed you about your test. You're a great agent. I never meant to imply...
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: It's okay, you know? I've been doing the exercises. I mean, even that stupid book. Oh. Yeah, but I'm not gonna need it after I do the test. Maybe I'll just burn it.