Unforgettable (TV Series)
New Hundred (2014)
Jane Curtin: Joanne Webster
Quotes
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Joanne Webster : Bad Carrie.
Carrie Wells : Hey, I have a perfect memory. Why not use it to help the little girl? Her brother is picking on her.
Joanne Webster : Joan of Arc, Marie Curie, Florence Nightingale, they were all tormented younger sisters, and they all turned out fine.
Carrie Wells : Fine?
Joanne Webster : Mm-hmm.
Carrie Wells : Burned at the stake, radium poisoning, influenza. Not so fine.
Joanne Webster : Are you ovulating?
Carrie Wells : What?
Joanne Webster : Well, I'm just asking because sometimes an increased estrogen surge can create a heightened maternal impulse.
Carrie Wells : Okay. I'm not ovulating, and I'm not maternal.
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Joanne Webster : Bet Al wants kids.
Carrie Wells : Okay, what are you talking about? What, what?
Joanne Webster : I'm just trying to figure out why you and Al are not together.
Carrie Wells : Why are we having this bizarre conversation?
Joanne Webster : Yeah, okay...
Carrie Wells : [Jo starts making animated hand gestures] What are you... what are you doing?
Joanne Webster : That's my manure shovel. You know, every time you and Al are in the same room together, I need a cold shower.
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Carrie Wells : Something's going on with Jay.
[when the brother isn't looking, Carrie flips over more cards, and she and the little sister fist bump]
Carrie Wells : Nice.
[to Jo as she leaves]
Carrie Wells : I'm not ovulating.
Joanne Webster : Hmph!
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Joanne Webster : How's Jay doing?
Carrie Wells : Okay, given the circumstances. How, uh, how's your leg holding up?
Joanne Webster : So far so good. I never thought the plow pose would injure me.
Carrie Wells : I never thought of you as a "namaste" kind of girl.
Joanne Webster : Andre and I ended up in the bedroom, and everyone knows the plow pose enhances...
Carrie Wells : [cutting her off] All right, you know what? I don't need that visual.
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Joanne Webster : Now, the ballistics guys are doing more tests, but the bullet is, to say the least, unusual. It's a caliber unique to an Indonesian assault pistol.
Carrie Wells : [remembering the crime scene] There was a takeout bag with an Indonesian flag on it right outside of Evan's hotel room. There's gotta be a connection.
Joanne Webster : The Indonesian flag? That memory, it's in there?
Carrie Wells : Mrs. Furst's third-grade classroom. Right above Emily Hubley's desk. Flags of the world poster.
Joanne Webster : Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay. Half orange, half yellow, white dragon.
Carrie Wells : Bhutan.
Joanne Webster : Oh, why do I even try?
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Joanne Webster : Here's the gun, a Pindad PS-01.
Carrie Wells : That is an armor-piercing bullet.
Joanne Webster : Mm-hmm.
Carrie Wells : I mean, even I couldn't get my hands on one of those if I wanted to.
Joanne Webster : Well, ballistics guys say that there's not a gun store within a thousand miles that would carry anything for this. Why does a prostitute need heavy ammo?
Carrie Wells : She wouldn't.